good day, old bean. i’m looking for an commissionable artist to paint my dear wife, vernelda. she is quite striking despite the various hairless patches on her exquisite head. i would like to inquire as to whether or not you would be interested.
one further note; she is the rather unfortunate victim of a freakish accident involving a gondola, the amazon river and what must have been several thousand piranhas. that is, in fact how we met. you see, i’m the imperial physician that amputated her arms and legs after the catastrophe. although i’m quite wealthy, i thought perhaps you would give me a discount since less paint will be needed, what with 40% of her body being unaccounted for.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:15 am
good day, old bean. i’m looking for an commissionable artist to paint my dear wife, vernelda. she is quite striking despite the various hairless patches on her exquisite head. i would like to inquire as to whether or not you would be interested.
one further note; she is the rather unfortunate victim of a freakish accident involving a gondola, the amazon river and what must have been several thousand piranhas. that is, in fact how we met. you see, i’m the imperial physician that amputated her arms and legs after the catastrophe. although i’m quite wealthy, i thought perhaps you would give me a discount since less paint will be needed, what with 40% of her body being unaccounted for.
cheery o,
giblert